Gender: Male
Birthday: Jan 3, 1982 Souf Balmer
Location: West Palm Beach
Status: Married
Occupation: Telecommuting Nerdery
Interests: Orioles, software, scuba, classy beer, reach around, pull around, bang.
Favorite Party Drink: Gin and Tonic
Favorite Drink: Glenmorangie Single Malt
Songs to get me Groovin’: I’m on a Mexican Radio-Oh-O, Rock’N'Roll Radio by the Ramones
Turn-ons: Asparagus. (take that Kevin!)
Turn-offs: Beets.
Favorite Food: Pizza
Gender: Male
Age: 25
Birthday: Cinco de Mayo
Occupation: President of an S Corporation/ Engineer
Interests: Unconventional workouts, impractical vehicles, the nuances and delights of being a modern drunkard
Favorite Party Drink: Anything readily used as a weapon if need be
Songs to get me Groovin’: Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
Turn-ons: Tax-writoffs
Turn-offs: People who use The Hunks to write love notes to their current significant other
Gender: Male
Age: 25
Birthday: The Epiphany
Location: Annandale
Occupation: secret software stuff
Interests: Rocking out, being strong, eating foods
Favorite Party Drink: Rum and Coke
Songs to get me Groovin’: Between the Buried and Me - “White Walls”
Turn-ons: Blond chicks, SHRED SOLOS!, buffalo chicken
Turn-offs: Asparagus, Troy’s Thickets of Eyebrow Hair
Gender: Male
Age: 25
Birthday: October the Two
Location: Baltimore, MD then to the Great American West
Occupation: Heir
Interests: Working out with intentions to vomit, Drinking from jars, Crazy girls
Favorite Party Drink: Vodka Tonic
Songs to get me Groovin’: Spencer Davis Group - Gimme Some Lovin’, trashy euro-house
Turn-ons: Panda meat
Turn-offs: Tramp stamps
bio by the lovely Royela(who is not my current significant other)
Gender: Male
Age: 25
Birthday: Iggy Pop Day
Location: BERWYN HEIGHTS
Occupation: Taking your money and giving it to kids
Interests: Soccer, kicking strangers outside of soccer, cruel judgments
Favorite party drink: Lovage punch or shots of Knob Creek
Song that gets me groovin’: “Lucky Star” by Madonna or “Ante Up” by MOP
Life goals: To become a lottery winner and be referred to negatively in a major media outlet; failing the lottery win, to shove a famous person to the ground
Dream date: Anything that ends with more than 3 strokes will do
Turn-ons: Shouting, enthusiasm towards extremely minor causes, free food
Turn-offs: Hair jungles, people that I am smarter than (meaning virtually everyone)
Gender: Male
Age: 25
Location: Baltimore, MD A.K.A Firebase Bravo
Occupation: Hovercraft Designer (for reals!)
Interests: 80’s rock, crushing lesser mortals on the (soccer) field of battle
Favorite Party Drink: Natty Boh
Songs to get me Groovin’: Herman’s Hermits - I’m Henry the VIII, I am
Gender: Male
Age: 2
Birthday: ?
Location: College Park, MD
Occupation: Eat and Poop
Interests: Fury, Itching, Balls, Racism, Bugs, Upside down plates
Favorite Party Drink: Light Beer
Gender: Male
Birthday: July 8
Location: Beerwyn Heights, MD
Occupation: Professional Homeowner
Interests: Talking to dogs & making faces at children in grocery stores
Favorite Party Drink: Box Wine BackPack
Turn-ons: Backne, Clown Shoes
Songs to get me Groovin’: Ace of Base - The Sign
