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Gender: Male

Birthday: Jan 3, 1982 Souf Balmer

Location: West Palm Beach

Status: Married

Occupation: Telecommuting Nerdery

Interests: Orioles, software, scuba, classy beer, reach around, pull around, bang.

Favorite Party Drink: Gin and Tonic

Favorite Drink: Glenmorangie Single Malt

Songs to get me Groovin’: I’m on a Mexican Radio-Oh-O, Rock’N'Roll Radio by the Ramones

Turn-ons: Asparagus. (take that Kevin!)

Turn-offs: Beets.

Favorite Food: Pizza

Gender: Male
Age: 25
Birthday: Cinco de Mayo
Occupation: President of an S Corporation/ Engineer
Interests: Unconventional workouts, impractical vehicles, the nuances and delights of being a modern drunkard
Favorite Party Drink: Anything readily used as a weapon if need be
Songs to get me Groovin’: Godzilla - Blue Oyster Cult
Turn-ons: Tax-writoffs
Turn-offs: People who use The Hunks to write love notes to their current significant other

The Hunks family welcomes St. Ankey, who will prove to be a most valued member of the group. Brother Ankey was acquired from a fabulous gentleman named Timothy, a recent graduate from College Park, who wanted to see his beloved friend be a loved and cherished companion in a home that would show its love both emotionally and physically. After explaining that The Hunks are a mature and handsome group of young men, secure enough in their manhood to fully express their love, Timothy kindly signed over the adoption papers and St. Ankey hopped right into the back of my truck. Welcome home my new friend.

-Fenlon

Gender: Male
Age: 25
Birthday: The Epiphany
Location: Annandale
Occupation: secret software stuff
Interests: Rocking out, being strong, eating foods
Favorite Party Drink: Rum and Coke
Songs to get me Groovin’: Between the Buried and Me - “White Walls”
Turn-ons: Blond chicks, SHRED SOLOS!, buffalo chicken
Turn-offs: Asparagus, Troy’s Thickets of Eyebrow Hair

Gender: Male
Age: 25
Birthday: October the Two
Location: Baltimore, MD then to the Great American West
Occupation: Heir
Interests: Working out with intentions to vomit, Drinking from jars, Crazy girls
Favorite Party Drink: Vodka Tonic
Songs to get me Groovin’: Spencer Davis Group - Gimme Some Lovin’, trashy euro-house
Turn-ons: Panda meat
Turn-offs: Tramp stamps

bio by the lovely Royela(who is not my current significant other)

Gender: Male
Age: 25
Birthday: Iggy Pop Day
Location: BERWYN HEIGHTS
Occupation: Taking your money and giving it to kids
Interests: Soccer, kicking strangers outside of soccer, cruel judgments
Favorite party drink: Lovage punch or shots of Knob Creek
Song that gets me groovin’: “Lucky Star” by Madonna or “Ante Up” by MOP
Life goals: To become a lottery winner and be referred to negatively in a major media outlet; failing the lottery win, to shove a famous person to the ground
Dream date: Anything that ends with more than 3 strokes will do
Turn-ons: Shouting, enthusiasm towards extremely minor causes, free food
Turn-offs: Hair jungles, people that I am smarter than (meaning virtually everyone)

Bought by two of the hunks in May 2006, Firebase Bravo offers a launching pad for forays into the mean streets of Federal Hill. It is convenient to bars, drinking, alcohol, pepperoni and gyro meat pizza, and I-95.

Gender: Male
Age: 25
Location: Baltimore, MD A.K.A Firebase Bravo
Occupation: Hovercraft Designer (for reals!)
Interests: 80’s rock, crushing lesser mortals on the (soccer) field of battle
Favorite Party Drink: Natty Boh
Songs to get me Groovin’: Herman’s Hermits - I’m Henry the VIII, I am

A.K.A. The House of Hunks. Several hunks moved in August 2006. Other hunks regularrly sleep on the floor, including the owner.

Gender: Male
Age: 2
Birthday: ?
Location: College Park, MD
Occupation: Eat and Poop
Interests: Fury, Itching, Balls, Racism, Bugs, Upside down plates
Favorite Party Drink: Light Beer