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Runkey was born Apr. 19, 2007. Pat Joyce and Mr. Fenlon endured a fastidious (sounds cool, but not what I really mean) labor of love. This birth was a big headed muther that stretched out our twats, but man are we happy it is here. Other birthrights include Phil “I knoy you have more Jagger back there” Stablein, Dom “C-Bomb” Fisher, Troy “So are we going home together” Venuto, and Megan “I am only doing this for composite meat pizza” Cech. Runkey was named by Dom and Megan on Cinco de Moustache.

Runk Route: Home Cunning
Date: May 19
Runkers: Dom, Attia, Phil, Jason, Fenlon
Distance: 1.5 Miles

• largest group of runkers yet
• more vomit (thank you phil)
• hidden tastey beers at end of mile
• sprint home after tastey gems
• i forgot the crackers

Runk Route: Commons 5 to Cunningham
Date: May 10
Runkers: Sean, Fenlon, Some random dude with tall hair
Distance: 2.6 Miles

• shouted at dude with tall hair about a runkey, he joined us for about a half mile
• beers consumed on metro bridge as a pit stop
• Sean throws up

Runk Route: Rope Walk to Hilltop
Date: May 5
Runkers: Megan, Troy, Fenlon

• Runkey named
• that guy loved ketchup
• “hey lady, get out of my way or i will bust you up”

Runk Route: EJ’s Landing Drunk Skuttle
Date: May 3
Runkers: Fenlon, Phil, Dom, Troy, Luke(1/8th mile mini runk)
Distance: 1.2 Mile

• troy cilmbed out of a window to join the runkey
• Dom ran shoeless
• Police had to be convinced we were running for fun

Runk Route: Runkin’ the Hood
Date: Apr 19
Runkers: Fenlon, Pat
Distance: 1.3 Mile

• pat ran into a car and slept for a bit ontop of gravel in my truck bed
• tiny shorts hurt to run in